I love dogs, even when they’re naughty.
(Source: bloggity-blog-blog)
- Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
- Boy: I know.
- Girl: I love you!
- Boy: I love you more!
- *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
- Girl: Where is he?
- Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
- Girl: (Starts crying)
- Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
- Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
- Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
